Friday noted things:
1. My wife and I are in the early stages of planning our third trip to her mother's native Colombia for sometime next year. In addition to the wonderful time we've spent with her family on their finca in a remote and rural part of Cesar province, we've enjoyed our two previous visits to Bogota immensely. Thus I was struck by this story (hat tip -- to of all people -- the Nice Guys); apparently, the mayor of Bogota has decided to name only women as his "minor mayors", each overseeing one of the massive city's diverse and fascinating neighborhoods:
On Aug. 6--as flags emblazoned with the words "The Right to Rule With Tenderness" flew from the old palace that houses city hall--Mayor Garzon appointed the women to all 20 of the minor mayor posts.
In the last administration, six of Bogota's minor mayors were women. But this time the mayor--who says he wants to clean up corruption--decided to appoint only women to the posts. For an explanation he cites a pro-woman bias. He says women have a reputation as straightforward and effective administrators and that women will be more honest in assessing public bids for city contracts.
"Regarding bids, women inspire confidence," Garzon told El Tiempo, Colombia's main daily. "They make up more than 50 percent of the Colombian population and they are very sensitive to social policies."
Though I'm not happy about the way the "tenderness" bit reinforces a very traditional stereotype, it's a bold and interesting experiment. When we visit next year, we'll ask around and see what the locals think.
On a related note, Bogota's progress stands side by side with with Colombia's abortion laws, among the most restrictive in the world.
2. I'm happy to report that this morning, I did my first "double-digit mileage" trail run in the Angeles Forest. As I continue to heal from my calf injury sustained on September 12, I can feel my strength and endurance returning. It's nice to be able to run long again -- all the bicycling, swimming, and Pilates in the world cannot compensate for the ecstatic high that pounding the trails can bring! Once an addict, always an addict; it's just nice to have such a healthy addiction.
I can report, happily, that all the time on the bike recently has begun to slowly "build my butt." I have a stereotypical "white man's backside", the sort that lean dudes are prone to, and the running hasn't helped it. Biking does. No one will ever say that "Hugo got back", but my Trek and I are helping make things a little less flat back there.
I know you all wanted to know that.
Off 'till Monday. Lots of long posts this week, and I need a break.
Let's Rephrase, Hugo:
On Aug. 6--as flags emblazoned with the words "The Right to Rule With Strength" flew from the old palace that houses city hall--Mayor Garzon appointed the men to all 20 of the minor mayor posts.
In the last administration, six of Bogota's minor mayors were women. But this time the mayor--who says he wants to clean up corruption--decided to appoint only men to the posts. For an explanation he cites a pro-man bias. He says men have a reputation as cost-effective and efficient administrators and that men will be more honest in assessing public bids for city contracts.
"Regarding bids, men inspire confidence," Garzon told El Tiempo, Colombia's main daily. "They make up almost 50 percent of the Colombian population and they are not likely to be moved by sentimental tendancies."
Still jiggy with it?
Consider the following statements:
1. I'm going to vote for candidate X because he's Black, and I am too.
2. I'm going to vote for candidate X because she's Latino, and I am too.
3. I'm going to vote for candidate X because he's male, and I am too.
4. I'm going to vote for candidate X because he's white, and I am too.
5. I'm going to vote for candidate X because she's female, and I am too.
6. I'm going to vote for candidate X because he's Black, and I am too.
7. I'm going to vote for candidate X, because she's a Nazi, and I am too.
Pretty sobering, Doc, once you realize that statement seven has the best reason given for voting for said candidate. In fact, it's the only one that has any real reason at all, to wit: "I'm going to vote for a candidate because they share my values."
Posted by: The Gonzman | October 21, 2005 at 08:57 PM
Okay, first I have to say...Hugo, you're just too funny. I almost spit coffee when I got to your butt building revelation.
I have to agree with The Gonzman. As a professional, I don't want to be hired because I'm a woman, or Latino, or 5ft tall, or whatever...I want to be hired because I am the best person for the job. I think it is a disservice to all professional women (well, heck, to all women… well, cripes, all people!) when hiring takes place because there are quotas or it's trendy or "studies show." Maybe it's my own perceptive filter but I hear, we are considering only women because if the application process were open, women couldn't compete.
Posted by: Blackkoffeeblues | October 22, 2005 at 07:34 AM
I agree, Coffee...
Clitorises, backsides...what's this blog coming to?
bg
Posted by: bmmg39 | October 22, 2005 at 09:59 AM
I'd like to get bent out of shape over women being given all these posts, but I just can't. Seems to me that people in power understand their (class) interests, regardless of race, color, creed or gender, and act to keep their own power at the expense of the rest of us.
Who knows, maybe with more women in office, they will not let other women get away with the usual games? It's always been the Joe (VAWA) Bidens of the world who have given men the hardest times!
Posted by: Joseph | October 22, 2005 at 11:30 PM
Hugo,
Have you considered penis enlargement for your short and thin penis? It would help you please women sexually and gain confidence so you wouldn't need to be so much of a feminist. You would actually be a man with a larger penis.
Posted by: LaT Dude | October 23, 2005 at 12:41 AM
Hugo,
I saw that someone else posted about how you're only 5'2". On top of that you have a tiny penis. Tough break man. I hope you consider penis enlargement and increasing your height. You will function and look better for it.
Posted by: LaT Dude | October 23, 2005 at 01:04 AM
Hugo,
Here is something to inspire you on the road of increasing your height and enlarging your penis.
I just got back from a vacation in Australia. I met several 6 foot tall blond amazon women with big boobs who were the horniest women I have ever met in my life. I had the best sex in my life with these women. If I hadn't been 6'5" and hadn't had a large 10 inch penis, then I wouldn't have had this opportunity.
While you will never be as big as me, Hugo, don't let being tiny stop you from fixing the fact you are tiny.
Posted by: LaT Dude | October 23, 2005 at 01:26 AM
LaT Dude, why don't you stop posting and get back to your middle school homework?
Posted by: sparklegirl | October 23, 2005 at 08:57 AM
Just curious Hugo. Do you ever worry about civil unrest and the various guerilla groups in country. You are constantly hearing about kidnappings and such in Columbia all the time. Americans seem to fetch a premium price on the kidnapping market there..
I always enjoy latin america.. the culture shock I receive is always so enlightening. Always makes me appreciate more the things we take for granted here in the states.
I admit I'd be spooked in Columbia. Venezuella was enough for me.
Posted by: Uzzah | October 23, 2005 at 11:25 AM
I, too, grit my teeth whenever some moron hires women because they're more honest, or more capable, or whatever. It's just saying "I have stereotypical and bigoted views about women, but mostly they're positive ones."
Posted by: mythago | October 23, 2005 at 06:40 PM
"I can report, happily, that all the time on the bike recently has begun to slowly "build my butt." I have a stereotypical "white man's backside", the sort that lean dudes are prone to, and the running hasn't helped it. Biking does. No one will ever say that "Hugo got back", but my Trek and I are helping make things a little less flat back there."
Umm, thanks for sharing...
Seriously, if building the butt is what you want then either a stairclimbing machine of some kind (or actual stairs) or lunges are the ways to go. Also, any kind of martial arts training will build up the butt quite nicely (I have an old friend who's been doing kung fu since he was 5 who has the best butt I've ever laid eyes on - seriously, it should be on display in a museum. There's my contribution to the TMI column).
Now on the more serious issue raised in this post...hiring people on the basis of what stereotypes suggest their strengths may be is always a bad idea. The thing with the idea that female politicians will naturally be more nurturing than male politicians is that the female politician in question may turn out to be Margaret Thatcher, or Indira Ghandi. Just one more example of why it's generally not a great idea to rely on stereotypes when making judgements about a person's competence to perform any particular job.
Posted by: BritGirlSF | October 24, 2005 at 05:57 PM